May 14, 2010

My host mom tries to arrange my marriage

So, tell me. Why do you ask about arranged marriage? See I have this friend who works at the office. About your age. He's a young, beefy chap—a nice nice fellow. He wants to go abroad, but you know, he doesn't have the money or the means. But I hear many Indians marry foreigners over on Sudder Street. I told him I have an American girl staying with me here and I'd ask you if you're interested. It would just be a marriage of convenience you know, just to help him get out of the country. Since, you know there's no future here.

4 comments:

  1. Doing this makes you a felon in the US - a good reason you can explain why you don't want to.

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  2. Yea, 5 sheep and two cows, it's a deal.

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  3. I'm worth at least one goat plus one chicken also

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  4. I really can't ask for an additional chicken since you don't have a medical degree - yet. I'll try for the goat. Wish me luck.

    Your Dad

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